...'cause they didn’t want to. If they did, then they’d want glasses to see better, and lights to read at night, and a movie version of the last great book – and suddenly laying around in the sun would be a past-time gone in the name of progress – a lion led economy of jobs and progress. Need I say the leopards would form a social action group, asking, no, demanding the lions give up a portion of their “everything” to a new and growing leopard movement.

And around the corner I hear, oh it’s The March of the Penguins.

Now both the Lions and Leopards see food. Wrong said the Penguins, flapping their wings slapping their feet. We are not food, we too are an under-served group and demand status like Leopard Group, but with an added feature – protection.